Asian are always talking about "We have black hair, black eyes and yellow skin, that what how things will be, always". And/or stressing about the whole damn "Asian Pride" and "Oriental Beauty with slanted eye, pin straight raven hair and tanned slender body" things.

For X amount of time I thought I am one the archetype of the "Mongoloid" race, but no, I am not.

Not even close. 

I am the "whiter then white people", light-brown eyed brunette.
Double-lided, wavy-esque, medium built, and apparently retty darn hairly (!!!).

I have people thought that I dyed my hair (when i didn't), wear colour contact (which never happen), Japanese, Korean, half-white, white, and Ukrainian.

There is nothing more annoying then looking in the magazine, looking at the beauty tip that is for Asian but none of them would work on me.  You feel that you should reach for the tips for the fair skinned but all of them are blondies (oh come on can't you guys can't even find a fair skinned brunette?!) and if you look at them then you must want to be like white people...

I guess that I should just tell people I am an Earthling, then everything would be solved. @_@